Cell Phone Voicemail Greetings
January 28th, 2009
Do you know any sarcastic voicemail greetings?
I got my first cell phone for Christmas and I’m trying to think of something to record for my voicemail greeting. I’m a really sarcastic person and I’ve come up with a few things but I don’t think they’re that great. Can you help me with this?
Hi you’ve reached my voice-mail. I could probably answer my cell phone right now, but I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, that someone is you.
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